...does size really matter?

"Big ones, small ones, some the size of your head.."

Yep, I am takin it there. Unfortunately, size matters. It matters in all categories, not JUST the more specific and obvious ones. I understand also that 'it is all in how you use it'..but come on, really? Is that actually the case? Cuz I know one thing, if you cant feel anything is it even there? If you ever run into a guy who pulls the line its all in how you use it.. walk away to another guy who just smiles. At lease by smiling he isn't trying to defend what isn't there.

I'd like to just throw it out there, but you dont buy a car until you test drive the crap out of it. You know, slam the breaks on, blast the air conditioner, go full throttle down the free way. So, why on earth would you marry someone or date someone without having tested the waters first; gone for a little off roading.

It applies to kissing as well. Do not under any circumstance let feelings get involved until you have tongue wrestled. Even just speaking this sentence makes me gag and remember times in my life where Ive kissed a guy and his tongue was so gross it turned me off of him immediately. Is it that hard to kiss? Suddenly it was no longer lets hang out it was get out as fast as possible. (see previous blog on kissing).

Slow and steady wins the race. NOT fast and hard. Doesn't anyone remember that tale as a child? They weren't just telling us to make us feel bad for a rabbit.

There is one tale that they forgot, bigger is better, but too big is just as bad.