There is nothing I find more rude than when a guy comes into my work to eat dinner, on a date, and makes it obvious when she turns her back that he is checking me out or any of the other female staff I work with. What is with the male species? Can you ever be happy with what you have or are you always wanting what you cant have?
I appreciate the whole 'appreciate a pretty flower' concept but, really, do you think that I am going to magically slip you my number when you are straight out making it obvious you are a cocky doosh-bag? and nonetheless YOU ARE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. Let me repeat that.. YOU. ARE. WITH. ANOTHER. WOMAN.
I guess it goes back to Caveman days where the more 'seed' they sowed the bigger their return. It was all about survival of the strongest, fastest and most popular. Has anyone else noticed that we are not in the caveman days, despite Geico commercials suggesting otherwise, and slutty whore desperado's are in abundance around every turn? If you want to 'sew' your seed all you need is a bottle of Jack and a sign saying you have a boyfriend or girlfriend. The sluts will come running legs wide open.
Back to the point. If you want to see boobs move to Europe. If you want to see ass move to Brazil. If you want to see naked girls running around move to Africa. Stop staring like it is something you haven't seen before. Boobs are boobs even if they aren't size H is for Heidi.
Can you teach an old dog new tricks? I'd like to say yes but unfortunately unless the dog wants to change the only new tricks he will be performing are on Friday nights around 3am.
