...Wolf or Maneater?

                   Jacob vs. Edward

It is only fitting with the new release of Eclipse that this blog pays homage to it. The vampires are getting sexier, the wolves are getting hotter, the series keeps getting better and the debate continues, Wolf or Vampire? I personally, choose wolf.  It is as simple as sundae or banana split? chocolate or vanilla? peanut butter or chocolate chip? Not that Edward or Jacob are anything close to being compared to food but can I help it if my mind goes to the gutter?

If you are a vampire fan, this is where I am going to turn you over to the dark side. It is only fitting with this blog being called 'if boys were dogs' that I stick to my guns. And it is only fitting with Jacob being a wolf that I stand my ground on the issue. I do after all prefer muscles, athleticism, and hair (right Susie?)

Here it goes, Edward struggles from commitment issues and has been around the block. Jacob would die for you and watching his shirt rip off in the process would be an added bonus. Edward is cold to the touch and could do nothing more than lay next to you at night aimlessly staring at the missed cobwebs in the corner.

Jacob on the other hand, could wrap those big man muscles right around ya and the body heat coming off of him would only add to his perfection on a cold winter night. Have you crossed over yet or should I keep going?

Edward hasn't eaten a meal in years, could never appreciate your cooking, and is white and frail from lack of sunlight. Jacob loves to eat, can play in the sun and is anything but frail. Does having a giant dog sleeping at the foot of your bed appeal to you or does waking up seeing a dark shadow in the corner get ya goin?


So, again, I ask the question,
WOLF OR VAMPIRE?

Jacob or Edward?
	Jacob
	Edward
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..would they still be sluts or does Cloud 1 really exist?

Do sluts feel like sluts and whores feel like whores when they are in their whore mode knowingly whoring themselves out?  Or is there some unknown emotion that I have yet to encounter or feel. The Japanese made up a new taste so I am making up a new emotion. It is called 'Cloud 1' and right above ground 0 stupor. It is a feeling of acting like a slut and not realizing you are until the next morning when your drunkin happy phase has worn off. This is how it falls in the category of things:

Cloud 9- NOT reality

Cloud 5- Reality

Cloud 1-You dont realize you are being a drunken slut and have convinced yourself this could be your new boyfriend/husband.

Cloud 0- Rock bottom

So, here is the scenario:

I am in a hotel lobby around 2am when in walks 'the boys' with four girls behind them and even funnier three boys who are not even part of 'our crew' behind them; Clearly hoping for any stragglers that dont get eaten alive by the charm and godliness of what are athletes. We all make a plan to change into our bathing suits, hop the fence and go hot tubbing. The girls, no bathing suits conveniently stashed in their clutches, strip down to their lacy bras and thongs and hop in absolutely oblivious to the snake in the apple tree. Maybe this is how the garden of eden went down. Eve was drunk.

Now, do these girls actually feel like a slut and know they are being sluts for coming back to the hotel or are they so caught up in that moment that everything seems totally normal  aka Cloud 1? I just cannot see someone excited about whoring themselves out. Actual I can and those slutty whores do exist. But, nonetheless, maybe that is why the next morning it is called the 'walk of shame'. You don't actually realize what you are doing, in your drunken bliss Cloud 1, until the next morning when you realize you are in a hotel room, naked, dirty and used and somehow have to get back home. If only it were as easy as clap on clap off. Clap home. Clap bed.