Wednesday, June 30, 2010

...Wolf or Maneater?

                   Jacob vs. Edward

It is only fitting with the new release of Eclipse that this blog pays homage to it. The vampires are getting sexier, the wolves are getting hotter, the series keeps getting better and the debate continues, Wolf or Vampire? I personally, choose wolf.  It is as simple as sundae or banana split? chocolate or vanilla? peanut butter or chocolate chip? Not that Edward or Jacob are anything close to being compared to food but can I help it if my mind goes to the gutter?


If you are a vampire fan, this is where I am going to turn you over to the dark side. It is only fitting with this blog being called 'if boys were dogs' that I stick to my guns. And it is only fitting with Jacob being a wolf that I stand my ground on the issue. I do after all prefer muscles, athleticism, and hair (right Susie?)

Here it goes, Edward struggles from commitment issues and has been around the block. Jacob would die for you and watching his shirt rip off in the process would be an added bonus. Edward is cold to the touch and could do nothing more than lay next to you at night aimlessly staring at the missed cobwebs in the corner.

Jacob on the other hand, could wrap those big man muscles right around ya and the body heat coming off of him would only add to his perfection on a cold winter night. Have you crossed over yet or should I keep going?


Edward hasn't eaten a meal in years, could never appreciate your cooking, and is white and frail from lack of sunlight. Jacob loves to eat, can play in the sun and is anything but frail. Does having a giant dog sleeping at the foot of your bed appeal to you or does waking up seeing a dark shadow in the corner get ya goin?


So, again, I ask the question,
WOLF OR VAMPIRE?
Jacob or Edward?
Jacob
Edward

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2 comments:

  1. You're leaving out what may be a very significant factor.

    Edward is very, very rich.

    Jacob is very, very poor.

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  2. True. But I will still take Jacob, hands down, any day. Unless of course were talking about Robert in the movie Remember Me.. then it would be a hard toss up.

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