..they still wouldn't know how to use their tongues

Tongues.. GROSS. Getting licked by dogs.. gross. Getting spit on.. gross. Spit.. gross. Anything that has to do with the mouth gross, ESPECIALLY, if it is from a dogs mouth. Dogs lick there hehaws and eat shit and then lick our faces, our mouths, our feet and the sad thing is we let them. GROSS. I am guilty of it.. my sisters are guilty of it. My mom is guilty of it. WE ALL are guilty of it. 

So why doesn't kissing gross us out? We are sticking our tongues, our spit, our breath, gross, into someone else's mouth, swallowing it, swirling it  around, and loving it. It gives us the chills. It makes us forget about everything going on around us. It is what makes us 'turned on', 'heated up', 'rearin to go'. GROSS.

Have you ever had someone kiss you and it is like a hard peg swirling around the inside of your mouth, jabbing your teeth and tongue and you aren't sure whether to be rude and say gross please stop or fake the fact that you might be sick when in fact you are or just tough through it and play nice? Or kissing someone and you are going to faint because you have had to hold your breath? OR it is really slimy and gross and you cant tell if food just was shoved down your throat or if it might be there slimy nasty gross tongue? EW. 

Moral of the story... pay attention to how you kiss. Dont use too much tongue.. gross, dont be slobbery.. gross, dont have a hard on with your tongue.. gross, dont choke the other person.. gross.. and please, please, please, dont suffocate me. OH and a big one.. if you have some weird blister.. DONT KISS ANYONE. Thanks.

<--Grossest picture I have ever seen!

If boys were dogs.. we all would still have to learn how to control our nasty dirty mouths and put them to good clean use :)

And also, I cant say it enough, and as always, dont kiss someone elses boy/girlfriend you slutty whore faces.