...They wouldnt care about hair. At All.

Blonde? Brunette? Short? Long? Curly? Straight? Highlights? Low lights? Bangs? No Bangs? Black?Red? Leg Stubble, Leg Hair, Armpits, Landing Strips, Nothing at all, Arm hair, Foot hair, Toe hair, Mustache hair, Eyebrow  Hair, Stomach hair, Boob hair, Neck hair, and all the different patterns and shapes and what not that guys accept of girls down South. AH!

Shakesphere got it all wrong when he used the phrase "to be or not to be" what he really meant by that was "to have hair or not to have hair". Actually, I think back then they loved hair on women because they didn't know any better.. a woman was exactly that ,a woman; all naturale' if you get the gist. Julia Roberts style at the Grammy's was his cup of tea in the morning.So maybe it was Martin Luther King when he said  "I have a dream" who was mistaken.What he meant was "I have a dream about hair".

Dogs don't care. Hair is exactly that, hair. It is a coat that keeps you warm in the morning, noon and night. It shields your eyes from the wind storms and makes you stink when it rains. If your my dogs, hair is something they like to leave laying around the house saturating everything. Hair, hair, hair.

Wolf man has it going for him. He might think having that wolf syndrome disease is a set back but no, no, no, is he ever mistaken. In his case hair is accepted and the only thing people think about when they see him is "I want to pet him". If I grew our my hair, everywhere, the only thing people would be thinking about me is "she has fucked up friends for letting her go out in public".  So, I dont know what to do.

Guys dont have it this bad. I personally like guys with shaggy hair..man style hair. I cannot stand it when guys are meticulous groomers...I want the Chia Pet. Be a guy. My dear friend Susie on the other hand fears hair. She wants a he-she. She likes the clean shaven look; so does my sister and there is nothing wrong with that. It just means I have to stick to athletes, oil drillers, carpenters, surfers, hippies, and the guy on the left. Did I mention the guy on the left? I hope he reads this. WOW.