If Boys Were Dogs

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!

I saw Gene Simmons today; the guy from KISS. I also saw him buying Starbucks which means him and I have something in common. What is the point? Nothing at all; his hair needs help but who am I to judge my roots are starting to show.

I learned something the other day (thanks Pedro). I learned that in order for a guy or a girl to be happy and in a committed long lasting honest relationship you have to date below you or at least have yourself convinced that you are.  Makes sense to me. If you feel like you aren’t worthy of something you try a lot harder to keep it. So, stop aiming for the stars and instead go and get yourself a telescope so you can look a little deeper.

… and if boys were dogs this would mean Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beal are in trouble. Justin knows he is hot stuff. Jessica knows she is hot stuff. The thing is, if I had to take a wild stab into the dark, Justin wears the britches in the relationship. Moral of the story, you’re in my thoughts and prayers Jess. Don’t be surprised when you find out he cheated on you; I warned ya.

On that note, I thought when you cheat on someone you are supposed to upgrade? What is with this downgrading to a slutty easy whore?... O wait I got it... THERE EASY! Unless of course she doesn't know you have a girlfriend and in that case you need to go to church.

 If you are a guy and you are reading this… stop being a pansy who wants what is easy and go for what is a challenge... there are enough 16 year old pregnant girls now that MTV has to do a show. Also, girls are starting to get the impression that dumb Play Boy rabbits are what they need to look like to be considered hot and sexy and pretty.  I get it I get it, looks fade and plastic doesn’t. But you know what…smarten up, plastic is bad for the environment.

I always thought beauty came naturally? Well guess what, I still do, so chase that one with your easy cheap vodka shot.