Some dogs love balls. Some dogs love squirrels. Some dogs love bones. ALL dogs love PUSSY cats. When a dog sees a cat, unless it has had some pretty scary encounters, the dog will always, always run to the cat. It makes you wonder what about those fluffy,spraying, yowling, purring tyrants thats got dogs wound so up tight with hatred, obsession and joy.
Sounds like men. No matter what, they will ALWAYS keep coming back for more. Some women, the majority, will at some point get caught and walk away with battle scars, some more traumatic then others. This makes sense though...you have the guys who are gentlemen and the guys who are assholes. Others, we get away and perch on the fence laughing as they pathetically keep trying. While still others, simply and unexplainable fall for the damn dog. We all do it, every last one of us.
I believe the cat loves the chase just as much as the pussy crazed dog does. The dog just wants to catch the pussy cat.. the pussy cat just wants to prove she can get away from the dog and somewhere in all that nonsense they realize its much more fun to just cuddle.
Weirdly, there are those women that love to chase the dog. I have been fortunate enough to witness a dog crazed cat. So it goes both ways... but not often enough to warrant President Obama to issue a State of Emergency.
Moral of the story is... if your getting chased... don't look back and if you do happen to fall for the damn dog just make sure its after the best chase you ever had. Kind of like the movie Avatar. You don't pick him, he picks you.
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