...We'd still be cleaning up their shit

I love having my dogs. LOVE IT. Honestly, they are what constitutes most of my life being happy. All they have to do is look at me and my heart melts. There is one draw back to owning a dog, however, that is not fun... cleaning up their shit; and not necessarily do I mean just their 'poo poo' although that is usually the  most disgusting part..(to some). I feel like from the time women are born we are cursed. I like to call it 'the nesting curse'. We are designated as housecleaners, dish cleaners, dirty clothes cleaners, vacuumers, bathroom cleaners, and did you clean my room yet cleaners; it never ends.

Then you get a boyfriend, move in together and suddenly cleaning is no longer a 30 minute job it is now a daily part time occupation that you never remember signing up for. For some it is even a deal breaker. What is it with boys leaving stuff on the floor? When I take off my clothes or drink a glass of wine or eat an apple I don't just drop it like its hot or leave it laying and think to myself  'wow God bless floors and tabletops'. THEN, to make it even more atrocious,  I don't keep walking around it, or on it, or over it thinking everything is in its place and lookin' braggably good. In fact its looking so good with all this shit everywhere that 'honey I wanna have my parents over for dinner tonight I just love our new place and the new floor and table 'art'!

The funny thing is, is that same boy who throws his nasty dirtiness on the floor invites his man friends over and its like they are so oblivious and conditioned to dirtiness that they add to it! Not only is there now an apple core, beer cans, and plates, but now there is a small garbage pile that is blocking my TV and ocean view.

HOW DO YOU FIX THIS you might be questioning? MAKE A DEAL.  What do boys always want, think about, dream about, read about, ruin relationships over? WOMEN...naked women- soooo you give them that, in all its n a k e d splendor.

First, buy two jars-one for you, one for him ( I would recommend ladies that you buy yourself a big jar). Find something he wishes you would stop doing like taking a shower with the door closed or wakling around AFTER the shower with a towl or robe on..and make a trade. For every item he does not put in its proper place when he is done with it YOU get a dollar in YOUR jar. Then for every time you walk around not naked after a shower HE gets a dollar in HIS jar. Problem solved. Now both parties are happy and making money and who doesn't like that.