...They would beg you for more

Ah.. finally. To vent. Boys have two brains.. one is grey and eatin by Hannibal the other is a worthless pickle not even up to Vlassic standards. What ever happened to first dates, phone numbers, and the romantic chase. We have now come down to text messages, Facebook IM's and alcohol. Do people even ask someone on a date anymore?? I am serious.

I heard once that guys categorize girls into 3 categories: Girlfriend, One Night Fuck, Friend. I have decided to start categorizing in retaliation.. Edward, Jacob, Waste of my time.

I want a Jacard..yes it is what it looks like I

have combined the two. I cannot choose

and the flower frustrates me when I run out of petals and I have indecisively landed on the wrong petal. So I am combining them, crossing my fingers, and now hoping for the best. No more convicts, assholes, or cheaters.

I was told by my wise sister..who was told by her even wiser, and surprisingly male friend "Don't let them in unless they pay for it". No I am not talking about sexy time. What this means is, unless they are working for your attention..they don't deserve yours.

Dogs are a mans best friend is a saying of the past. Best friends dont let their friends cheat on their wives, fiances, and girlfriends. Best friends are good influences. How many best friends do you have? 


Dogs would never advise you to hurt someone you love and care about. Dogs are not a mans best friend... they are in deed a womans.