A pretty girl sits down. The man sticks his tongue out and wags it around.
A pretty girl walks by. The man whistles.
A pretty girl walks by. The man stares obviously and awkwardly
Really, out of all of evolution, this is the best that 'man' can come up with??? So easy, even a man could do it is more like it.
I was walking with my sister when she told me a story about how she was enjoying her coffee when this skinny Where's Waldo type came up to her and asked her out to dinner. He proclaimed that he couldn't let himself go back to his office without knowing that he had tried his best and had in fact left no stone unturned. My sister thought this to be funny. I thought this to be bold. She thought him to be creepy. I thought him to be a knight in shining armor; but not for my sister of course. More like a knight in shining armor for men.
What ever happened to a guy noticing a pretty girl and doing the 'proper' thing: walk up to her and start a, God forbid I even say it, a conversation. Do men even know how to hold one anymore? Do guys even know how to call girls anymore or is it true that they have resorted to being pussies who only know how to use their thumb and forefinger when texting. When was the last time a guy CALLED to ask you on a date or for that matter did it in person?? I will bet my freshly toasted chocolate chip bagel you cant.
If more guys acted like men rather than boys with their ding dongs out and their tongues flapping in the wind more girls might take them serious.
The thing that gets me going even more about guys, is that when a girl gets a boyfriend they gripe.."why did you choose himmm?" "He is such a loser""Your going to regret it".. Really? Am I going to regret it? Am I going to regret being with the guy who actually made some kind of an effort to get and keep my attention? Because the way I look at it, is that he is more of a man than any of the other chimpanzees that sat around and watched. A real man sees a pretty woman and flex's the muscles that count.. the vocal cords.
Real men get real women. Real women get real men.
Boys attract sluts and whores. Sluts and whores attract boys.
What are you?